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THINGS PEOPLE THINK ABOUT WHILE SINGING IN THE CHOIR

~ I wonder if anyone out there notices I forgot my lipstick this morning. ~ I wonder who in the congregation will fall asleep first today? ~ 90 minutes till kickoff. ~ How many more verses? ~ What if some Sunday we have everyone in the choir wear regular clothes and everyone in the congregation wear robes? ~ Boy, I wish I had/hadn't skipped choir practice Wednesday night . ~ Why are there 666 hymns in the new Baptist Hymnal ? Surely they realized the significance of that number. You'd think someone would have noticed and added or subtracted one. ~ If a wood chuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck? ~ I wonder what would happen if the congregation moved up here, and we moved down in the sanctuary? Would the Pastor preach to us or turn around and preach to them? ~ Why don't we ever sing the third verse? We should skip the second verse for a change. ~ The pot roast. ~ Will the person behind me ever hit the right note? ~