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HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or Boyfriend along shopping This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is Considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your Husband stops his antics. Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our Surveillance cameras: 1. June 15th: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2nd: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute Intervals. 3. July 7th: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine Products aisle. 4. July 19th: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... And watched what happened. 5. August 14th: Moved a 'CAUTIO