Dumb Robber

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
couldn't control himself during a lineup.

When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words,
"Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not
what I said!"

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