The Twelve Days of Facebook

On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me
Twelve freaks I'm blocking,
Eleven friends just lurking,
Ten corny topics,
Nine busted friendships
Eight friends complaining,
Seven stalkers stalking
Six party invites, Fiiiiive Drama Queeeeens,
Four game requests,
Three photo tags,
Two friends-a-pokin'
And the sponsored ads in the sidebar!

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