Car Names Explained

  • Audi
    • Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

  • BMW
    • Big Money Works
    • Bought My Wife
    • Brutal Money Waster
    • Bimbette Motor Weapon
    • Break My Window

  • Buick
    • Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

  • Chevrolet
    • Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    • Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    • Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    • Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

  • Dodge
    • Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    • Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
    • Dead or Dying Gas Eater
    • Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

  • Fiat
    • Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    • Fix It All the Time
    • Fix it again, Tony!

  • Ford
    • First On Recall Day
    • First On Race Day
    • First On Rust and Deterioration
    • Fix Or Repair Daily
    • Found On Road, Dead
    • Fault Of R&D
    • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    • Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
    • Found On Russian Dump

  • GM
    • General Maintenance
    • Great Mistake

  • GMC
    • Garage Man's Companion
    • Got A Mechanic Coming?

  • Honda
    • Had One Never Did Again

  • Hyundai
    • Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

  • Mazda
    • Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

  • Oldsmobile
    • Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
    • Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

  • Pinto
    • Put In New Transmission Often

  • Pontiac
    • Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It's A Cadillac

  • Saab
    • Send Another Automobile Back
    • Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    • Sorry Arsed Auto Builders

  • Toyota
    • Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

  • Volvo
    • Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    • Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

  • VW
    • Virtually Worthless

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