The Down Side Of Cubicles

1. Being told to "Think outside the box"' when I'm in the dang box all day?


2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.


3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.


4. That nagging feeling that if I press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.


5. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.


6. Women: Darn near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.


7. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.


8. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.


9. When tours come thru, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.


10. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.