Classified Ads

These are classified ads, which were placed in U.K. Newspapers:

 FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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 FREE PUPPIES  1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. ________________________________________________

FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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 COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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 JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer, £100. _____________________________________________________________

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. ___________________________________________________________

And the WINNER is... FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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