A Sheriff or a Vet?

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.


"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."

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