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<section class="joke-application">   <h2>Application to Date My Daughter</h2>   <p>Name: Last __________________ First __________________ M. Initial ______ Age ______</p>   <p>Address: ____________________________________________________________</p>   <p>Religion: __________________ Attendance in the Last Year: __________</p>   <p>     Father&apos;s Name: __________________ Marriages: ______ Years: ______   </p>   <p>Father&apos;s Address: _________________________________________________</p>   <p>     Mother&apos;s Name: __________________ Marriages: ______ Years: ______   </p>   <p>Mother&apos;s Address: _________________________________________________</p>   <ol>     <li>Do you own or drive a van? __________ If so, please discontinue filling out this form.</li> ...

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER Name: Last______First_________M. Initial____ Age______ Address: ______________________ ______________________ Religion: _____________________#Attendance's in the Last Year_____ Parents: Father's Name________________#Marriages______#Years_________ Address_______________________________________________ Mother's Name_______________#Marriages______#Years_____             Address________________________________________________ 1. Do you own or drive a Van? ______________ (If so Please Discontinue Filling Out Form) 2. In 50 words or less, describe what NO!!!! Means to you _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 3. In 50 words or less, describe what LATE!! Means to You ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________...