Boss and the Genie

Joke #2: The Genie’s Office Politics
A sales rep, an admin assistant, and their manager were on their way to lunch when they stumbled upon an old lamp. They rubbed it, and—poof!—a genie appeared, offering one wish each.

The admin assistant jumped in first: “I want to be in the Maldives, sipping cocktails on a yacht!” Poof! She was gone.

The sales rep eagerly followed: “I want to be in Bora Bora, relaxing on a beach with no work emails!” Poof! He disappeared.

Finally, the manager said, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss speak first—it might save you from an abrupt return to reality.

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