A Birthday Present

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th
birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable
coat? A diamond necklace?"

She says, "Morris, I want a divorce."

He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much!"

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