Husband and Wifes Diary

WIFE'S DIARY:

Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made
plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with
my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that
I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation
wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong. He said, "Nothing." I asked him if it
was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home,
I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't reply,
"I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He
just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem
distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided
to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still
felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure
that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HUSBAND'S DIARY:

A four putt! Who FOUR putts? Arrrgghh

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